Top ten signs You Know A Wizard -
10. He does not normally enter a room through the door.
9. You say,"Do you think your assignments are going to write themselves?" and then They DO.
8. He gets busted 'prospecting' for snowy owls.
7. Has the word 'lumos' written under the light switch
6. His favorite excuse is that "his hippogriff ate his assignment".
5. Everytime he walks into an electronic store, the toaster tries to mount the oven.
4. He collects plugs.
3. He loves talking to friends on the 'fellytone'.
2. He wears shiny red satin robes - Let's just hope he is just a wizard.
1. You hear him talk about polishing his wand in the bathroom.
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