Showing posts with label cool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cool. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

A TO Z



LARGER VERSION

I had time. The idea was germinating for quite some time now. It didn't take long. But I am not much of a videogame enthusiast.
Picked Meraj and Nishant's fertile, idle brains and manufactured this.

Identify the alphabet and drop it in the comments.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Have You Been Bogging Lately?




 How can you become a better Bogger? <I actually mean the equivalent of ''a person who bugs'' but I cannot use the word for obvious reasons>

1. Use a catchy title.
Make the title unique, consider using questions and lists.
Like ''79 ways to be nothing but an annoying nuisance on the Internet''

2. Use interesting visuals.
Include an image or video in your blog. This will get people’s attention and help them better understand the content of your blog. Like this one



3. Include links. Links add depth and credibility to your articles and allow you to show a little ‘link love’.

4. Use bullets, italians, and bold font. This makes for an easier read. Using bold font allows the reader to quickly scan your post.  
  • And nothing says in your face better than BOLD FONT

5. Let your personality come through. This is what makes your blog unique. :[

6. Make blogs short, otherwise your reader might take one look at your post and bolt. If you choose to make your blog post long, consider breaking your blog into parts or use bold font to highlight the main points of the blog.
Short & fun like James Joyce' Ulysses.

7. Reference your articles. If you use other people’s work, include a reference or link to their article.
I plagiarized this whole thing from here.

8. Be interesting and have fun. LOL.

9. Encourage comments. Engage your reader and develop a relationship with them. This can be as simple as ending your post with a question.

10. Be bold. This might take the form of being outrageous or controversial. I hate MJ.

11. Post tags. This will help your readers find you.

12. Respond to comments as soon as possible. Treat your reader like a friend.
If your friend calls you and leaves a message, do you wait days to respond? YES, I DO

13. Make your blog post easy to share. This may include adding widgets such as Tweet, Reddit, Delicious, Stumble Upon, etc. Clog up someone else's news stream for a change.
Ridiculously small buttons with colors and a teeny letter.

14. Post frequently.

15. Promote your blog. This involves posting your posts to bookmarking sites, such as Stumble Upon and Delicious. Use Facebook and Twitter or other virtual communities such as LinkedIn and Craigslist (really?).

Dear reader, what other social ostracism have you been subject to?

Monday, October 18, 2010

10 Signs that You Are a Douchebag. Yes, You!

1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation.

2. You ask for the 'manager' when you realize the 8Rs. vada pav you ordered has a hair in it.

3. The hair in the aforementioned vada pav is your own. You owe your luxuriant locks to the latest fad in the cosmetic industry.

3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post. And you always begin comments with LOL.

4. You keep complaining about how there is nothing to watch on TV, yet the only programs you do watch are CID and Rahul ka Swayamvar.

5. You are Rahul.

6. You are on TV. The Lead in the latest Saas Bahu cryathon.

7. You wear sunglasses indoors, and at night.

8. You drive a Phorun car but never have enough money to get a full tank of gas. 

9. There is no room in your Phorun car because it is full of speakers. And these speakers drive the car by creating eardrum shattering resonant vibrations.

10. And when your speakers do this, Your neck moves back and forth & You go 'dhup-chik dhupchik dhup-chik..'