Guest Post

Our guest of the day is the esteemed Dr. Camelot Sweetbread. Recognized in academic circles as an accomplished gambler, gastronome and scientist extraordinaire. He is currently visiting us for something called 'diplomatic immunity' and to deliver a lecture at The Straight Thinker's Coffee Meet in the city on "The House Fly's Migratory Patterns". So, get ready for a post on awesome randomness and please forgive the ramblings.


Firstly, for the newcomers I, Dr. Camelot, PhD, D.So and Fellow of the Order of the Peahen welcome you. Any boys reading this should try not to be baffled by the obtuse definitions and magnificent oration of My Highness. Girls should not try to read this. In my country of Rumcokeistania, we do not allow them female to read. You people should think about that.

Let us begin with a little Englis, yes. To those of you who say it is not Englis, I say ''In your mouths and noses" ! To even write that incorrect spelling is a crime.
But I am here to teach and so here goes it..

Some things you have to know -

Antarctica :
It is a place covered with white cloth in the south. It was found by the penguins through the guidance of a dancing Elijah Wood. I may be wrong but I think there is a McDonald's there. Some Nice seal burgers they got there.

Africa :
It is the place with the no light bulbs. There is no place like it they say. It was found by the Toto in 1982. People with diamonds live there. Also Leonardo di Caprio lived there. Haven't seen him for a long time. Never went there either.

Ozone :
The place in the Englis Alphabet between 'N' and 'P'.
And yes it has a hole in between it. Apparently that hole leads to Australia

Australia :
It is the place where ''I-Don't-Know'' lives. It is a land of very weird people.
Also Hugh Jackman exists there.
In Australia they say happy as this "(-:" .

That is all for today. I am afraid you cannot handle this much awesomeness.

Till next time then dC:) "The Giant Forehead With Hat"

PS. : I Don't Love You. Not One Bit.
Instead watch "The Revenge Of El Burro". Awesome movie.