Ionic: A Lister

Like most people worth their blog, I am publishing a list. Yes. But, of 10 words inspired by people this year.
These are completely my opinions.
They do not reflect any organization's beliefs. Nor my family's beliefs.
Friends, maybe.

Here goeth, in no particular order -

Baba Ramdev, verb

meaning - to put your foot in your mouth, figuratively. Literal application provides bonus points.

usage - When she comes up to talk to him, Raj does a Baba Ramdev and ends up leaving quickly.

also: Thesaurus suggests Shilpa Shetty.
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Bdutt, verb

meaning - compromise on integrity for some purpose and then defend it like a blind fool

usage - You wouldn't hesitate to go all Bdutt on me if I ever accused you of sleeping with her.

also: Can be used with CNN.
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di Caprio, verb

meaning - to change so much over a period of time that people don't even believe it

usage - She has really pulled a di Caprio at that rehab center, even her parents find it difficult to recognize her.

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Palinize, reverb

meaning - confusion leading to mixing words to create new words; also, to be generally stoopid.

usage - She Palinized the essay by writing that the crowd should maintain dequorum.

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Digvijing, verb

meaning - theorize conspiracies and have a chronic habit of spreading lies

usage - She is so good at Digvijjing that she made her boyfriend think it was like his fault and all.

also - The word seems to be related to Kalmadify.
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Walesian, adjective

meaning - to mount an overtly aggressive campaign while putting up a passive public face

usage - This new cellular company has decided to launch a Walesian ad strategy to beg for subscribers.

also - Yahoo! could be used as a swear-word in such sentences.
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Holbrooke, noun

meaning - find a solution for long standing tedious problems

usage - That old IT head is a regular Holbrooke. Pity to see him retire.

also - see Obamanate, claim great credit for doing virtually nothing.
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Sonia, noun

meaning - say the right words but not mean anything

usage - He speaks like a Sonia. Just saying the right hollow words, without any real substance.

also - see Manmohan.
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Assanged, verb

meaning - prosecuted for something when you are actually meant to be prosecuted for something else

usage - My friend totally got Assanged; was stealing paper from work for a long time, but he got busted last

week while whisking a stapler.

also - Assange, noun: to look like a Bond villain.

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Saching, ?

meaning - make small values or incidents into epic events of epicness; be generally great at something

usage - The marketing head is really good at Saching the numbers.