Edward Cullen Top 10 -
The Pros :
1. incredibly gorgeous.
2. caring and protective.
3. has a sense of humor but is serious at all the right times
4. would rather have you leave him to be with another man if it was for your happiness.
5. would do anything to keep you safe.
6. gives you his most valuable keep sakes.
7. makes sure you know that you are all he thinks about and that he would find some way to die once you were gone.
8. lets face it, he is a vampire.
9. superhuman abilities and semi-immortal.
10. a girl's best friend, at least in the day
The Cons :
1. he is a bloodthirsty, bloodsucking vampire who might suddenly sink his fangs into you or your pet
2. he has been in high school for around 90 years, I mean how sad is that?
3. creepy - you might wake up one day in bed and find him staring at you
4. stone dead sense of humor - not punny at all
5. suicidal emo kid - might off himself if he thinks you kicked the bucket
6. he is pro-creationism, that should be reason enough
7. necrophilia
8. looks like a pencil through the heart might do him in
9. he is vegetarian
10. first time around, he was a hufflepuff student who got snuffed by lord voldemort
The Pros :
1. incredibly gorgeous.
2. caring and protective.
3. has a sense of humor but is serious at all the right times
4. would rather have you leave him to be with another man if it was for your happiness.
5. would do anything to keep you safe.
6. gives you his most valuable keep sakes.
7. makes sure you know that you are all he thinks about and that he would find some way to die once you were gone.
8. lets face it, he is a vampire.
9. superhuman abilities and semi-immortal.
10. a girl's best friend, at least in the day
The Cons :
1. he is a bloodthirsty, bloodsucking vampire who might suddenly sink his fangs into you or your pet
2. he has been in high school for around 90 years, I mean how sad is that?
3. creepy - you might wake up one day in bed and find him staring at you
4. stone dead sense of humor - not punny at all
5. suicidal emo kid - might off himself if he thinks you kicked the bucket
6. he is pro-creationism, that should be reason enough
7. necrophilia
8. looks like a pencil through the heart might do him in
9. he is vegetarian
10. first time around, he was a hufflepuff student who got snuffed by lord voldemort
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