1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation.
2. You ask for the 'manager' when you realize the 8Rs. vada pav you ordered has a hair in it.
3. The hair in the aforementioned vada pav is your own. You owe your luxuriant locks to the latest fad in the cosmetic industry.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post. And you always begin comments with LOL.
4. You keep complaining about how there is nothing to watch on TV, yet the only programs you do watch are CID and Rahul ka Swayamvar.
5. You are Rahul.
6. You are on TV. The Lead in the latest Saas Bahu cryathon.
7. You wear sunglasses indoors, and at night.
8. You drive a Phorun car but never have enough money to get a full tank of gas.
9. There is no room in your Phorun car because it is full of speakers. And these speakers drive the car by creating eardrum shattering resonant vibrations.
10. And when your speakers do this, Your neck moves back and forth & You go 'dhup-chik dhupchik dhup-chik..'
2. You ask for the 'manager' when you realize the 8Rs. vada pav you ordered has a hair in it.
3. The hair in the aforementioned vada pav is your own. You owe your luxuriant locks to the latest fad in the cosmetic industry.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post. And you always begin comments with LOL.
4. You keep complaining about how there is nothing to watch on TV, yet the only programs you do watch are CID and Rahul ka Swayamvar.
5. You are Rahul.
6. You are on TV. The Lead in the latest Saas Bahu cryathon.
7. You wear sunglasses indoors, and at night.
8. You drive a Phorun car but never have enough money to get a full tank of gas.
9. There is no room in your Phorun car because it is full of speakers. And these speakers drive the car by creating eardrum shattering resonant vibrations.
10. And when your speakers do this, Your neck moves back and forth & You go 'dhup-chik dhupchik dhup-chik..'
Hilarious! Dhinki-chinka would be more apt, I'd sas (Sign 10). Off-hand, I can think of one.
ReplyDeleteYou laugh and tell your friends Bollywood movies don't make sense, and yet you make sure you see each one of them.