Return Of The Footmouth

[This may seem like it is plagiarized, but it is not. TRUST ME.]


For Bigmouth, may he strike again and again


(funky bass riff opening)


Dear, Dear I was only kidding 
when I said her top looks hot, 
when You asked me why I was staring


Dear, Dear I was only joking 
when I said that your ass doesn't look thin, 
when You asked me if it looked fattening


Dear, Dear I was only jesting
when I said that you are the only one
when you asked me if you were annoying


Dear, Dear I was only fooling
when I said that I would
when you asked me to go dying


(chorus once)


And now I know how Newton felt 
when the apple hit him on the head
and his hearing aid fell


And now I know how Asterix felt
when Obelix accidentally sat on him
and his moustache fell


(drum solo)


Me and my mouth, 
Me and my foot,
My foot in my mouth. (x3)